10 MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES LIST

From FORBES.com

From Forbes.com

1. Lance Armstrong – 15% appeal [Man am I glad now I never bought one of those stupid rubber wrist bands. He's probably on everyone's disliked list now, especially Sheryl Crow's since she knew a while back he was an asshole.]

2. Manti Te'o – 15% appeal [How stupid and immature can you be to have a girlfriend you never saw and then not even go to her fake funeral when you actually thought she died? Then it turns out it was a guy impersonating her and the guy's in love with you? Good luck in the NLF, dude. It's probably fortunate he didn't win the Heisman but I think they were just tired of giving it to minorities and decided to switch it up this year.]

3. Tiger Woods – 15% Appeal [This must be a womens' pole as I thought most of Tiger's shit had blown over with guys. Guess not.]

4. Jay Cutler – Appeal 21% [He's been on my list ever since he bailed on his teammates in the playoffs two years ago. I don't care what we hear they say about it, he bailed.]

5. Metta World Peace – Appeal 21% [Why is he even on the list? Who cares?]

6. A-Rod – Appeal 22% [I guess he's been demoted to D-Rod, or worse.]

7. Michael Vick – Appeal 23% [People who fight dogs probably still love him...]

8. Kurt Busch – Appeal 27% [I think he stays around just to piss people off.]

9. Kobe Bryant? – Appeal 27% [Not sure I understand this. I though he was a god?]

10. Tony Romo – Appeal 27% [He'd be better off if instead of analyzing why the Cowboys lose all the time he actually did something about it besides accumulate a bunch of stats. What, you might ask? I dunno, have him talk to somebody who's actually won something to try and get a clue? I still dislike him for screwing up the Steelers' cap issues by jacking up Roethlisberger's salary when Jerry Jones threw money at him after he'd only played a year or so and hadn't won a thing. That hasn't changed.]