Saturday, February 2, 2013

TBBT QUOTE OF THE DAY – FEBRUARY 2

THE CUSHION SATURATION  Season 2, Episode 16 (March 2, 2009)


From The Big Bang Theory; The Complete Second Season DVD

(Penny and Leonard are sitting together in Leonard’s apartment)
P: (referring to her computer) The whole thing just froze. I don’t know what happened. 
L: Calm down, we’ll figure it out. 
P: How can I calm down? I’m gonna lose my whole shopping cart. That’s three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell. 
(Sheldon enters putting on a jacket) 
S: Hello, Penny. 
P: Hello, Sheldon. 
S: You’re in my spot. 
P: Are you planning on sitting here? 
S: No, I’m going to the comic book store. 
P: Then what difference does it make? 
S: What difference does it make? 
L: Here we go. 
S: That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system that spot, when I first sat on it, would be 0,0,0,0. 
P: (looking puzzled) What? 
L: (to Penny) Don’t sit in his spot. 
P: (moving to the next cushion) Fine. (to Sheldon) Happy? 
S: (moves toward the door) I’m not unhappy. 


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