Saturday, February 9, 2013

TBBT QUOTE OF THE DAY – FEBRUARY 9

THE WORK SONG NANOCLUSTER  Season 2, Episode 18 (March 16, 2009)


(Sheldon knocks at Penny’s door)
S: (three knocks) Penny. (three knocks) Penny. (three knocks) Penny.
P: Hey, Sheldon.
S: (he covers his throat) It’s 11 AM.
P: I know. You’re safe.
S: This package came while you were at work.



P: Oh great, my rhinestones, thank you.
S: Excuse me.
P: What.
S: (presenting  a clipboard) You have to sign this.
P: What is it?
S: When I singed for the package I was deputized by the United Parcel Service and entrusted with its final delivery. I now need you to acknowledge receipt of the package so that I am fully indemnified and no longer liable.
P: Sheldon, it’s just a box of rhinestones.



S: Oh, the contents are irrelevant a legal bailment has been created. Does that mean nothing to you?
P: It means nothing to anybody.


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