(Sheldon knocks at Penny’s door)
S: (three knocks) Penny. (three knocks) Penny. (three knocks)
Penny.
P: Hey, Sheldon.
S: (he covers his throat) It’s 11 AM.
P: I know. You’re safe.
S: This package came while you were at work.
P: Oh great, my rhinestones, thank you.
S: Excuse me.
P: What.
S: (presenting a
clipboard) You have to sign this.
P: What is it?
S: When I singed for the package I was deputized by the United
Parcel Service and entrusted with its final delivery. I now need you to
acknowledge receipt of the package so that I am fully indemnified and no longer
liable.
P: Sheldon, it’s just a box of rhinestones.
S: Oh, the contents are irrelevant a legal bailment has been created. Does that mean nothing to you?
P: It means nothing to anybody.
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