THE PORK CHOP INDETERMINACY – Season 1, Episode 15 (May 5, 2008)***
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S: Now that Leonard's made me aware of how high the genetic stakes are we have to face the fact that none of you are suitable mates for my sister.
H: Wait a minute, LEONARD made you aware of that?
L: We all make mistakes, let's move on.
R: Excuse me but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.
S: How so?
R: Everybody knows that genetic diversity produces the strongest off-spring. (pointing to himself) Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?
S: In principle you have a point. But as a practical matter need I remind you that it takes experimental pharmacuticals to simply enable you to speak to the opposite sex.
R: I think you're focusing entirely too much on the drugs.
H: Is it 'cause I'm Jewish 'cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister!
S: Now that Leonard's made me aware of how high the genetic stakes are we have to face the fact that none of you are suitable mates for my sister.
H: Wait a minute, LEONARD made you aware of that?
L: We all make mistakes, let's move on.
R: Excuse me but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.
S: How so?
R: Everybody knows that genetic diversity produces the strongest off-spring. (pointing to himself) Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?
S: In principle you have a point. But as a practical matter need I remind you that it takes experimental pharmacuticals to simply enable you to speak to the opposite sex.
R: I think you're focusing entirely too much on the drugs.
H: Is it 'cause I'm Jewish 'cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister!
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