Saturday, January 26, 2013

TBBT QUOTE OF THE DAY – JANUARY 26


THE WHITE ASPARAGUS TRIANGULATION  Season 2, Episode 9 (November 24, 2008)



S: Penny, hello.
P: Hey, Sheldon. 
S: What is shaking? 
P: I’m sorry? 
S: It’s colloquial; a conversation opener. Do you find the weather satisfying? Are you currently enjoying the triumph of some local sports team? 
P: What’s wrong with you, you’re freakin’ me out. 
S: I’m striking up a casual conversation with you. (pause) S’uup? 


P: Please don’t do that. 
S: Alright, but I’m given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss with someone it’s more palatable to preface it with banal chit-chat. 
P: So this WASN’T the awkward part? 
S: No. 
P: Oh, alright. (pause) S’uup? 
S: Oh good, I used that right. 
P: Anyway, you’re aware that Leonard has entered into a new romantic relationship which includes a sexual component? 
P: OK, I’m feeling the awkward NOW. 
S: Her name is Dr. Stephanie Barnett and she is a highly distinguished surgical resident at Freemont Memorial. 
P: Yeah, Leonard told me. 
S: Good, what he may have out is how important this relationship is to me. 
P: To you? 
S: Yes, see, ah, out of the handful of women that Leonard has been involved with she is the only one that I’ve ever found tolerable. 



P: Well, what about me? 
S: The statement stands for itself. 
P: Well, aren’t you sweet. 
S: Anyway, should you have any interaction with her it would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival. 
P: Yeah, I think she’s pretty safe. 
S: You say that now but consider the following scenario: You’re sitting in your apartment, it’s late, you’re alone, your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen. Suddenly, even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate. Or a hook-up as it’s referred to by today’s urban youth. 
P: Really? 
S: Yes. Now, should that happen, I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido. 
P: I could think about you. 
S: Fine, whatever works. 



P: Always nice talking to you, Sheldon. 
S: Peace-out.


NOTE: All images from THE BIG BANG THEORY: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON DVD


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