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(There's a knock at the door, Penny steps in)
P: Hey, guys.
L: Hey.
P: Did you get my mail?
L: Yeah, it's right here. How was Nebraska?
P: Better than North Dakota. (silence) I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
S: From the data at hand you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here. (Penny stares at Sheldon)
P: Boy it's good to be back.
L: How's your family?
P: Ah, it was the worst trip, everyone got sick over the weekend.
S: Sick? (he runs to the kitchen)
L: Here we go.
S: What kind of sick?
P: Ah the flu, I guess.
S: I don't need you to guess, I need you to know. When did the symptoms first appear?
P: Maybe Friday?
S: Friday. Is that morning or afternoon?
P: Ah, eh, I don't...
S: Think woman, who blew their nose and when?
L: Sheldon, relax, she doesn't have any symptoms, I'm sure she's not contageous.
S: Oh please. If influenza was contageous only after symptoms appeared it would have died out thousands of years ago. Somewhere between tool-using and cave-painting homo habilis would have figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose.
THE PANCAKE BATTER ANOMALY – Season 1, Episode 11 (March 31, 2008)
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