TBBT QUOTE OF THE DAY – JANUARY 31

THE FINANCIAL PERMEABILITY – Season 2, Episode 14 (February 2, 2009)


From The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Second Season DVD

(Sheldon starts to enter his apartment but stops as Penny runs up the stairs.) 
P: Oh, oh. Shut the door, shut the door. 
S: Why. 
P: Just do it. 
(Penny enters the apartment and Sheldon closes the door locked outside) 
P: (She opens the door) Come inside and shut the door. 
S: You didn’t specify. (He walks in and Penny closes the door) 
P: Is Leonard around?
S: He went to the movies without me. (looking over his shoulder) It was the only option. 
(Penny is listening at the door. Sheldon joins her.) 
S: (He backs away) I’m sorry, I don’t understand what social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed? 
P: The building manager is showing an apartment downstairs and I haven’t paid my rent. 
S: Oh, I see. (pause) Penny, I’m not sure I’m comfortable harboring a fugitive from the 2133 Northwest Robles Corporation. 
S: It’s no big deal I’m just a little behind on my bills ‘cause they cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down. 
S: If you recall I pointed out the “Check Engine” light to you several months ago. 
P: (disgusted) Well, the “check Engine” light is fine, it’s still blinking away. It’s the stupid engine that stopped working.