THE BAD FISH PARADIGM – Season 2, Episode 1 (September 22, 2008)
P: Sheldon, can I ask you a question?
S: I'd prefer that you not but I won't go so far as forbidding it.
P: Alright, I heard 'yes', so. Here's my question, has Leonard ever dated, you know, a regular girl?
S: I'll assume you don't mean digestive regularity because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.
P: No, I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac.
S: Oh, well, a few years ago he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French Literature.
P: How is that NOT a brainiac.
S: Well, for one thing she WAS French. For another, it was literature.
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P: I get it. Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress/actress who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college.
S: Why would you lie about that?
P: Well, he was going on and on about this college and that grad school and I didn't want him to think I was some kind stupid loser.
S: You thought the opposite of stupid loser was community college graduate?
P: There are a lot of successful people in this country who are community college graduates.
S: Yes, but you are neither.
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