Tuesday, January 29, 2013

TBBT QUOTE OF THE DAY – JANUARY 29

THE KILLER ROBOT INSTABILITY –  Season 2, Episode 12 (January 12, 2009)



KRIPKE: (speech impediment) Hey, Hofstader, word is awound the pwasma wab that you built a wobot?
LEONARD: Yes we did, Kripke.
SHELDON: His name it MONTE.
K: Well, if you have any dewusions about entewing it against my wobot, the Kwipke Kwippler in the Southern California Wobot Fighting League Wound Wobin Invitational, a.k.a. the S-C-R-F-L-R-R-I, his name is gonna be Scwap Metal.



L: (to Kripke) Come on, is that really necessary?
S: (to Leonard) Leonard, I believe it is. This is trash talk. Trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events. (he stands and faces Kripke).



S: Kripke, your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours because ours exceeds yours both in design and execution. (pauses for effect) Also, I’ve been given to understand that your mother is overweight.



 RAJ: Oh, snap.


All images from The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Second Season DVD


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